sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

artistic-ape:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

nayx:

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D